My Little Nest

First off--muscle bioposies suck.

Second: My groupie says that I'm quite mad. My response? Of course I'm mad! Do you have any idea how bright and scary it is in there?

Thirdly: It is snowing. Therefore I'm fairly certain that there will be hunting tomorrow. This is a good thing, because else I'm not sure we'd have enough meat to get through the winter. (Of course, if we don't, it may make losing weight a bit easier.

Next: I have joined a genuis RPG for anyone who likes the femmeslash. It's Marauder-era. Basic plot? Due to the daughter of the Minister of Magic getting pregnant they have split Hogwarts into two, segregating the students in two different schools by gender. It seems like its going to be loads of fun but we need more people! Linky to the mod journal is here>> http://getoveritmod.greatestjournal.com/ (We could really use Puffs and Gryffs, but there are tons of characters up for grabs including Professors if anyone is into Kittyhawk as a ship!)

Finally a meme, ganked from axelia
Comment here and I'll tell you one thing that I like about you. Then go post it in your LJ and return the sentiment.

This is what happens when I have been stuck in a place that smells bad and has evil dr.s running around. Enjoy.

Title: Spare Change
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Pansy/Ginny
Rating: erm...I need help what think the masses?
Warnings: Femslash
Summary: Pansy always had money and lives like it grows on trees. Ginny values every knut, and the issue of tension always causes a bit of a disagreement in their usually agreeable flat.

( Spare Change )

It has been far too long since I wrote one of these, so let me know what you think.

Title: Like Pink Paper
Author: Calypso
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Buffy/Faith
Prompt: #035 Oath
Word Count: 537
Rating:PG-13?
Author's Notes: When Drusilla puts her slightly warped mind to something, she usually gets it.

( Like Pink Paper )

Blame el_em_en_oh_pee for this madness.

Title: The Cause of The Fight
Pairings: CSI!Sara/RENT!Mimi, Grissom/Lady Heather, suggested Nick/Catherine

( The Cause Of The Fight: Part I )

So, I picked up a new character over at N_N and i_love_amy plotted forever for backstory. So I made a fic of it.

Title: A Very Merry (And Drunken) Christmas Part 1
Author: Calypso (with plottage from LilyMarie)
Pairing:Alex/Cat
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Underage drinking, femmeslash.
Summary: It's Christmas and with Christmas comes the annual Durmstrang Staff Party, leaving the students to do as they please, which is get drunk and play games.
Notes: Alex is in sixth year, Cat is in fifth

( A Very Merry (And Drunken) Christmas: Part One )

X-posted to nn_ooc and nn_fic_exchange on GJ.

Title: Just A Dance
Author: Calypso
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Buffy/Faith
Prompt: #040 Dance
Word Count: 313
Rating:PG-13?
Author's Notes: It’s just a dance at the Bronze. There’s nothing more to it, really.

( Just A Dance )

So, I have decided to take the challenge of writing 100 fics for a prompt community (50_darkfics). Bet you can't guess what pairing I picked. No I bet you really can't.

The big table o' prompts for my Buffy/Faith claim.
( Prompts )

When I'm right I'm right. el_em_en_oh_pee did in fact request a Hannah/Lisa smut an after a long battle with the illogical Evil Twin of Amber I decided to give it to her...and thus--as a pressie for her I give you:
( Tea With The Hatter )

So I was talking to fall_into_life on the internet today, and since I was at the covenstead I had to leave for dinner, but right before I said goodbye she stated that she was bored and wanted some smut to read. Now usually I say I absolutely cannot write smut, but lately with N_N getting rather risque I decided to give it a try and told her that I had to go, but when I came back I'd give her a smut fic of any pairing...famous last words, I know. So, here is the product~~600-some words of pure kinky girl-smut for fall_into_life

And if anyone wants anything else, let me know...(why do I have a feeling el_em_en_oh_pee's going to post and ask for Hannah/Lisa?)

( All That We See Or Seem )

This is what happens when one of my lovely Scottish cousins reads my journal and decides to fix my insomnia...by calling me up at 3:00 am and singing me an old ballad. Not sleep, oh no...a Luna/Ginny fic.
( Dead Ends )

Due to the reviews and requests on the hp_girlslash community, my femmeslash story, It All Started with a Detention now has a sequel...
Well that and when manic sometimes I can be productive...

So, second bit:
( I Thought I Told You )

So, I have success to report, to those of you who care. After gaining weight on my grandmother's suggested diet, thanks to the lovely yellow diet pills I have lost not only what I gained, but two pounds plus. (Happy Calypso)

Oh, and my Detention femmeslash fic is getting more encouragement then I thought possible, but that might just be because I x-posted it to hp_girlslash.

Well, mst run, my groupie's here. Must run.

Well, I had a fairly lazy day. I spent the day playing on my newly fixed laptop and paying a visit to lesbian-land. In other words, I spent the afternoon watching the 1st season of The L Word, But I'm a Cheerleader, Better Than Chocolate, If Walls Could Talk 2, Lost and Delirious and Aimee and Jaguar back-to-back. This led me to write a femmeslash fanfiction, and said story now makes me want a pack of cloves. Damn ickle amish town with no where to get them.

I've also got my diet pills, which have made me happy, though I need to keep said pills from my grandmother, which wonb't be easy. But I've done it before, and I'll manage it again. That's basically it, and so I give you:

( It All Started with a Detention )

Okay, I warned all of you in my last entry, and since I have time I'm going to put my story up here too. Don't feel like reading skip it. Since Heather was so kind as to teach me how to do an LJ cut, press the link to read. Mostly D/G with brief mentions of Ginny with multiple other Slytherins.
( In the darkness you will find dirty little secrets we all hide )

WARNING/WARNING/WARNING
This is femmeslash of the Harry Potter variety. Don't like it, don't read it, don't know what it is--run away.

Disclaimer: Not mine, I swear.

Ginny Weasley was sitting at the Gryffindor table between her friend Hermione Granger and Neville Longbottom, across from her brother Ron and his friend Harry Potter. Looking back on it later, she would realise that it was this seating set-up that spurred others to action--especially after the Boy-Who-Lived started rather blatantly flirting with her. Ginny was far from interested, he had missed his chance as far as she was concerned. Ginny carefully bit into her green apple, rolling the bit of tart fruit round in her mouth. The Gryffindor table quieted suddenly, catching her attention. Her House was never quiet in the mornings. She looked up to see Ron snarling at her, or rather behind her.
"Don't leave your face like that too long, Weasley, it might freeze that way." A snarky voice said from behind her. Ginny turned, apple in hand. "Morning, Bryony." She said to the Slytherin girl in her year.
"Good morning, Ginevra." Bryony Zabini said, with a slight bow. "I need some help with that Herbology homework, d'you mind?"
Herbology, Ginny thought, quirking an eyebrow, so that was the excuse? Too bad she knew Bryony had a better grade in Herbology then she did. However, she sighed and stood up. "Why not." She waited for Bryony to start crossing the hall and then quickly joined her, at the Slytherin table, causing a great gasp of shock and anger from the Gryffindor table. The highly organised Slytherin seating system quickly moving down to accomadate Ginny, who sat between Bryony...and Pansy Parkinson.
"Herbology?" Ginny questioned as she sat down, not to Bryony, but to the actual girl who wanted her there. "Quite appropriate, Pansy. I'm surprised you didn't come over yourself."
"That's what I have Housemates for." Pansy said, with an arrogant tilt of her head, looking every inch the pureblood princess. "Good morning, Gin."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Ginny said, rolling her eyes. "Don't tell me you missed me this much."
"Are you saying I didn't miss you?" Pansy asked, feigning hurt.
"I'm saying, darling, that you're a Slytherin, you always have an ulterior motive for your ulterior motive." Ginny said, sarcasm dripping from her words. From a distance, it looked like Pansy and Ginny were simply arguing, the Slytherins looking on in interest.
"Well, it is irritating the sodding Gryffindors." Draco put in, eyeing the Trio gleefully.
"Draco, I am a sodding Gryffindor..." Ginny's words were cut off by Pansy putting an arm around her shoulders and drawing her into a kiss. After a few moments, during which Ginny failed to hear the bellowing of her brother, the catcalls from the other Gryffindors, and the applause from the Slytherins. When they finally pulled back for air, panting slightly, Pansy explained herself in a quite interesting way.
"Don't you dare insult yourself that way." Pansy said angrily. "You so belong in my House, they can't see the darkness in you--and you have to admit, there's always a good reason to cause a little chaos." She said, gesturing behind her to the chaotic Gryffindor table, where Harry, Hermione, Seamus and Dean were all barely holding back her brother.
"True." Ginny said, with a quick look around the hall before she leaned in and kissed Pansy again. "But what will my mum say?"
"Shut up about your mother, at least we know my mum doesn't care." Pansy said, pulling back to argue.
"Just shut up and kiss already." Bryony Zabini said, rolling her brown eyes. "I didn't ruin my Herbology reputation with the Gryffindors so you too can just argue like you do in the Common Room."
Ginny smirked at Bryony, pulled Pansy close and proceeded to do just that.